March 25, 2019 - Day 351 - 1 Chronicles 13

I am writing from my hotel in (Amish Country) Strasburg, PA.

1 Chronicles 13:

So David gets all the Israelites together and decides to bring back the ark.  One dude touched and God killed him.  That is about it.

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