February 2, 2019 - Day 300 - 1 Kings 9

I am writing from my bed in Seattle, WA.

1 Kings 9:

God responds to Solomon by telling him that will be well as long as he continues to play by the rules.  But if not, then the shit goes down.


Then Solomon gave away some towns.  He also made some people into salves.  Three times per year he did burnt offerings.  Oh and he made some ships.

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