October 21, 2018 - Day 196 - Joshua 9

I am writing from my hotel room in San Francisco, CA.

Joshua 9:

So basically this chapter is the Gibeonites acting like they came from far away to see Joshua, but then he finds out that they didn't come very far at all.  Since God promised the land to the Israelites, they figured if they acted like they came from far away, then they wouldn't get wiped out.  Joshua decided not to slaughter them for lying and had them be woodcutters and water carriers.

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