July 9, 2018 - Day 92 - Leviticus 2

I am writing from my hotel room in San Jose, CA.

Leviticus 2:

If you're gonna bring a grain offering to God, remember that it needs to smell good.  God really likes good smells.  Make sure you wear deodorant too.

NO YEAST.

God also loves salt.  DON'T FORGET THE SALT.

The rules are easy:

1.  Smell good
2.  No yeast
3.  Extra salt

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