May 27, 2018 - Day 49 - Genesis 49

I am writing from my desk in Seattle, WA.

The penultimate chapter of Genesis!  Penultimate.  What a great word.

Genesis 49:

Jacob is about to bless his sons and drop some fortune telling.  

Reuben is strong but defiled Jacob’s bed and couch, so he won’t excel anymore.  What did he do??

Since Simeon and Levi killed people, so their anger is cursed and they are scattered in Jacob and Israel.  Are Jacob and Israel places now?

Judah will be praised.  He’s like a lion too.   Also he will wash his clothes in wine and have teeth whiter than milk.

Zebulun will live by the sea.

Issachar is gonna do some forced labor.

Dan is gonna provide justice.

Gad will be attacked by some raiders, but he will also attack their heels.  I guess these raiders are like Achilles. 

Asher is gonna be a chef or something.

Naphtali is a “doe set free that bears beautiful fawns.”  What on earth does this mean?  Naphtali is definitely a dude.

Joseph is a fruitful vine with more blessings than you can count.

Benjamin is a wolf who devours his prey then divides it up.

Jacob (Israel) tells his sons where to bury him, up in Canaan with the fam.  He dies.

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