April 27, 2018 - Day 19 - Genesis 19
I am writing from my desk in Seattle, WA.
Genesis 19:
This chapter is hilarious.
Some angels show up to Sodom and Lot greets them, he says they can wash their feet and spend the night. Angels have feet?
They didn't want to spend the night with Lot, but he insisted and made them some bread.
Here's where it gets weird.
Before they all went to bed, every man (young and old) in the entire city surrounds the house. They (all the dudes in Sodom) asked Lot about the men who came to see him. So angels can be men?
The sausage party tells Lot to bring them outside so they can have sex with them.
You heard it here first folks. All of the dudes in Sodom are interested in gang banging of couple of angels. #angelgangbang
Lot tries to talk some sense into them (they clearly need it) and decides to offer up his virgin daughters instead.
The dudes aren't interested in the daughters, so they try to break down the door. The angels pulled Lot back inside and blinded the guys trying to get in. What is happening here lol
The angels tell Lot to get anyone he cares about out of the city, because the Lord has sent them to destroy it. They tell Lot to flee to the mountains but he thinks he will die on the way, so he negotiates fleeing to a nearby town instead. Once Lot got to this town (Zoar), it was morning and the Lord rained down burning sulfur on Sodom and Gomorrah, from the heavens, of course. Everyone there died. I guess we didn't get our ten.
Interestingly, Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, as one does.
As if this chapter isn't weird enough, it takes another bizarre turn.
Lot and his daughters leave Zoar and settle in the mountains. The ladies were bummed that there were no dudes around, so they decide to get him drunk and have sex with him in order to preserve their family line. Older daughter went the first night, younger daughter the next night. Apparently he was not aware of it either time. Okay.
And wouldn't you know, they both had sons! Imagine that. The older daughter had Moab and the younger daughter had Ben-Ammi. They likely had severe birth defects.
Okay people, what the hell is the point?
Some folks will say this Sodom and Gomorrah story is why God ain't cool with same sex relationships. REALLY? Did you read it? If the story is telling you anything, its that you probably shouldn't gather fifty of your drinking buddies and try to rape some angels.
Genesis 19:
This chapter is hilarious.
Some angels show up to Sodom and Lot greets them, he says they can wash their feet and spend the night. Angels have feet?
They didn't want to spend the night with Lot, but he insisted and made them some bread.
Here's where it gets weird.
Before they all went to bed, every man (young and old) in the entire city surrounds the house. They (all the dudes in Sodom) asked Lot about the men who came to see him. So angels can be men?
The sausage party tells Lot to bring them outside so they can have sex with them.
You heard it here first folks. All of the dudes in Sodom are interested in gang banging of couple of angels. #angelgangbang
Lot tries to talk some sense into them (they clearly need it) and decides to offer up his virgin daughters instead.
The dudes aren't interested in the daughters, so they try to break down the door. The angels pulled Lot back inside and blinded the guys trying to get in. What is happening here lol
The angels tell Lot to get anyone he cares about out of the city, because the Lord has sent them to destroy it. They tell Lot to flee to the mountains but he thinks he will die on the way, so he negotiates fleeing to a nearby town instead. Once Lot got to this town (Zoar), it was morning and the Lord rained down burning sulfur on Sodom and Gomorrah, from the heavens, of course. Everyone there died. I guess we didn't get our ten.
Interestingly, Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, as one does.
As if this chapter isn't weird enough, it takes another bizarre turn.
Lot and his daughters leave Zoar and settle in the mountains. The ladies were bummed that there were no dudes around, so they decide to get him drunk and have sex with him in order to preserve their family line. Older daughter went the first night, younger daughter the next night. Apparently he was not aware of it either time. Okay.
And wouldn't you know, they both had sons! Imagine that. The older daughter had Moab and the younger daughter had Ben-Ammi. They likely had severe birth defects.
Okay people, what the hell is the point?
Some folks will say this Sodom and Gomorrah story is why God ain't cool with same sex relationships. REALLY? Did you read it? If the story is telling you anything, its that you probably shouldn't gather fifty of your drinking buddies and try to rape some angels.
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