April 15, 2018 - Day 7 - Genesis 7

Genesis 7:

God opens with a reminder that Noah is the favorite.  Noah is told to take seven pairs of every animal (I thought it was just one pair?) onto his magnificent boat.  We found out that Noah gets a one week notice before the genocide storm rolls in.  Seven seems to be a hot digit for our author.

Apparently Noah was 600 when all this went down.  That’s a lot of social security checks.

The author tells us that the flood arrived on the seventeenth day of the second month.  Remember that the calendar we observe was not created until the 16th, so we don’t really have any idea when this was.  Just to be safe, wear your rain boots every February 17th.

The story is clearly allegorical because it says the floodgates of heaven opened.  A lot of this chapter is redundant, so hang in there.  This was quite the storm.  It says that the highest mountains were covered with water.  Mount Everest is 29,029 feet.

Local meteorologist:

“For the next forty days, we are looking at unparalleled precipitation levels of 5.5 miles.”

Our chapter ends with a reminder that everything on earth died except Noah and his squad.  Somber.

What’s the point?


If God is on your side, who can be against you?

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